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You deflate my spare tire…
You give me that added bit of “suck it in”…
Even when you are binding and constrictive, I know it’s because you want me to look my best…
When you’re pinching my thighs, I know, deep down, you’re just taking the jiggle out of my wiggle…
You’re my “hell no, jelly roll!”…
Even when you’re delivered to the wrong address…I will show no shame…
Because you, dear Lycra, are what makes this Pillsbury Dough Girl a little less doughy…
And I will always consider you “my gear”…
I love you so…
XOXO,
Leeto Cognito
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